Brace yourselves, 2018 is coming.
Aries (March 21 April 19)
Due to all of the stress that you knowingly and willingly place on yourself, you are going to end up self-destructing to some degree in 2018. As an Aries, you are going to engage in a destructive vice of your own choice that will be bad for your health. But it’s okay; it’s only temporary. You will realize the bad effects of this vice soon enough and you will go back to living a healthy lifestyle.
Taurus (April 20 May 21)
You are going to get fat. As a Taurus, it’s no secret that you are a foodie, and you are very much passionate about cuisine. You will really give in to this passion in 2018 and it won’t be good for your midsection. Somewhere along the way, you will realize just how fat you’re getting and you will make a change. You will start to live a healthier lifestyle and as a result, you will become fitter than you have ever been in life.
Gemini (May 22 June 21)
Something unfortunate is going to befall your romantic life. You are going to meet an insanely amazing person. This individual is going to sweep you off your feet. This individual is going to be saying all the right things to you. They will have you eating out of the palm of their hand. But suddenly, they will ghost you. They will disappear without a trace, and you will have to wallow in your sadness.
Cancer (June 22 July 22)
You will take a serious blow to your financial situation. As a Cancer, you are very sensitive and you have a tendency to crack easily. But fortunately, you aren’t very materialistic. The thought of having to face a crisis is more intimidating to you than the though of having to adjust your luxurious lifestyle. You will have to work hard, but you will find yourself on your feet again.
Leo (July 23 August 22)
You are going to take a serious blow to your career. Everything that you’ve been building for your career up to this point will be put in jeopardy. There is a chance that you will hit rock bottom. But this setback is also going to give you an opportunity to prove your ability to rise from adversity and you never back down from a challenge.
Virgo (August 23 September 22)
You will be the subject of a very unfortunate rumor about your life. And you will spend so much emotional energy and time in trying to debunk this rumor. You don’t care much for what other people think about you; but you know that this rumor could spell potential trouble for you with regards to your goals and dreams. You have a lot of damage control in store for you in 2018.
Libra (September 23 October 22)
You are going to have somewhat of a medical scare in 2018. As a Libra, you need to really start taking better care of yourself and this medical scare is exactly the wake up call that you need. The discovery about your state of health won’t necessarily be life-threatening, but it will be substantial enough to actually make you more vigilant and conscious about your health and wellness.
Scorpio (October 23 November 22)
You are going to have a little brush with the law. You will find yourself at the mercy of someone in authority and you will sincerely be scared out of your wits. But at the end of the ordeal, you won’t really have to pay much for whatever crime you may have been accused of committing.
Sagittarius (November 23 December 21)
Something of serious value is going to be stolen from you. It could be something that is valuable to you in monetary or sentimental terms. And after losing this item, you are going to go through a phase of slight depression where you will be forced to face the serious consequences of this loss. But eventually, you will come out stronger because you will have learned to realize your own resilience in spite of the loss.
Capricorn (December 22 January 20)
You are going to have a serious physical injury. As a Capricorn, this will be a serious inconvenience to you. You always like to make sure that you are in top shape. But at the very least, this injury will give you a very interesting story to share with other people.
Aquarius (January 21 February 18)
A very prominent relative of your is going to pass away in 2018. You won’t be affected so much as an Aquarius because this relative isn’t close to you; and you also tend to not be an emotional person in general. But what this unfortunate tragedy is going to do for you is that it’s going to light a flame within you. You will start to gain a better appreciation for life as a whole.
Pisces (February 19 March 20)
Something very creepy is going to happen to you. You are going to earn yourself a stalker in 2018 and you won’t really know how to deal with it. You tell your friends but they can’t give you any advice either. Fortunately, this stalker isn’t really going to be of any real danger to you.
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