This is SO on point!
Aries (March 21 April 19)
As an Aries, you are known to be quite a vindictive and vengeful little creature. You are not someone who is to be trifled with because you can carry a grudge like a cross. That’s why it is highly likely, that at least one point in your life, you have somehow blogged or written about a person who has wronged you somehow. Your feelings were hurt and you believe in the old eye for an eye adage.
Taurus (April 20 May 21)
A Taurus is a foodie. A very picky foodie at that. That is why for at least once in your life, you will have put yourself into an immensely starving state because the place or the restaurant that you’re in doesn’t serve food that is up to your personal standards.
Gemini (May 22 June 21)
You are a flirtatious little one, aren’t you? As a Gemini, you are always looking to put the moves on someone. It’s just part of who you are as a person. You treat relationships like a game and you’re a master at it. That’s why it’s likely that you have at least tried flirting with someone through text while being out on a date with another person.
Cancer (June 22 July 22)
You aren’t a plastic person. When you don’t like a certain individual, you don’t necessarily hide it. For at least one time in your life, you will have walked into a room full of people, you will have greeted them all in a warm manner except for that one person you just can’t stand. You don’t care how bad it rude it may be.
Leo (July 23 August 22)
Among all the Zodiac signs, you are the one who is most likely to send nudes to partners with corresponding self-praise. You are never one who is known to be shy about your love for yourself and it really shows. Any opportunity you can get to pat yourself on the back, you take it.
Virgo (August 23 September 22)
As a Virgo, you are always going to be inclined to speak your mind. You aren’t known to censor yourself for the feelings of other people. That’s why for at least once (or maybe even a few times) in your life, you have made a truthful comment at an inappropriate time. Sometimes, it pays to just hold your tongue during these situations.
Libra (September 23 October 22)
You are an incredibly social being, Libra. You are so very likeable because of your impeccable timing, charm, and wit. You are probably one of the most popular people in your social circle and it can be difficult for you to keep track of the people you’re actually friends with. You want to be nice to everyone that you meet. That’s why, at least once in your life, you have waved at a person who was actually waving at another person. That’s what you get for being polite.
Scorpio (October 23 November 22)
You’ve thought about sleeping with your boss, your teacher, or some other kind of authority figure in your life at least once before. As a Scorpio, you’re attracted to power. That’s why whenever you are around people with powerful positions, you immediately get ushered into a state of arousal.
Sagittarius (November 23 December 21)
You have the thickest skin out of all of the Zodiac signs. You have absolutely no shame and you somehow manage to make it work for you. You are known to be the guy who shows up at parties, doesn’t contribute anything, and yet, still manages to criticize everything about it.
Capricorn (December 22 January 20)
Capricorns are known to be quite effervescent to put things mildly. They are the Zodiac signs who like to have lots of fun in the bedroom and it really shows. You have wild fantasies about outrageous sexual escapades and that’s perfectly fine. You’re an adventurous and curious creature who has very little fear of exploration. That’s why it’s likely that you’ve at least Googled some NSWF videos or pictures in the middle of boring meetings at work.
Aquarius (January 21 February 18)
Like a Capricorn, you also have a tendency for being quite capricious during inappropriate moments. Of course, you are an intellectual being and therefore you are also attracted to intellect and intelligence. That’s why it’s guaranteed that you have pictured having sex with a person while in the middle of having a deep and intellectual conversation with them. It seems that it was more than just your mind that was being stimulated.
Pisces (February 19 March 20)
You’ve kept a secret about something that could potentially destroy you just because you didn’t want to be the killjoy in the room. That’s the kind of person you are. As a Pisces, you are always looking to please the people around you and you never want to be the buzzkill. That’s why even though you hate alcohol and drinking, you still willingly accept shots from your friends at parties.
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