Just when you think Elon Musk has said it all, he takes things to a whole new level—again.
In a late-night exchange on X (formerly Twitter), Musk claimed he’s not just a billionaire or a tech mogul. Nope. He’s a 3,000-year-old time-traveling vampire alien. Yes, really. And while it may sound like something out of a sci-fi comedy, the internet, of course, had a lot to say.
It all started with a meme he posted—about someone playing bagpipes at 2:30 in the morning. A follower joked, “You don’t sleep because you’re a vampire?” and shared an old Musk tweet saying, “Full disclosure, I’m actually a 3,000 year old vampire.”
To that, Musk casually replied, “I’m a time-traveling vampire,” before adding he’s also an alien. Just another day on X, right?
But the wild comments aren’t the only thing Musk has stirred up recently. Following his vocal support for Donald Trump in the presidential race, he was announced as the head of a new initiative called DOGE—short for Department of Government Efficiency.
No, it’s not an official government department, but it is a serious task force set to audit federal spending from the outside. Musk’s goal? Slash $2 trillion in waste. The plan is to run this mission until July 4, 2026, which marks 250 years since the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
In true Musk fashion, he promised it’ll “send shockwaves through the system.” And Trump called it a potential “gift” to the country.
The online reactions have been, as you’d expect, loud and mixed.
One user joked, “ELON WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?”
Another wrote, “He’s got memes ready for any situation.”
And a third chimed in, “It’s nice knowing Elon has insomnia like the rest of us.”
From rocket launches to budget cuts and intergalactic humor, Musk’s timeline never sleeps—and neither, apparently, does he.
