Well, we all have our own little secrets habits that we never accept partly because we are embarrassed and also because we are still in denial.В But there are a few things you will always find common in men. It doesn’t matter if he is your father, brother, boyfriend or husband! These things are deep embedded in their genes.В So here are those seven things I have finally learned about men after all these years.В Also, small lessons through which you can use every habit of theirs to your advantage.
1. DO THINGS LAST MINUTE
Men like to take things as they come.В They will not become apprehensive about things in fact they will not even start thinking about the matter by the time when usually women are already losing their minds.В That’s the thing about men, they like everything that’s more adventurous, that would be more thrilling so why do things beforehand or in time even. В When things start to get out of hands and they feel they’re barely going to make it, that’s when the do it. Last Minute!В If asked, they would always say, I’ve got this!, It’s all under control.В Once they’ve messed up, Wait! Wasn’t it supposed to be like this?, I meant for it to happen like thatВ Come on. We have all heard this from the men in our lives!
LESSON: If the deadline for something is 10 p.m , tell him it’s 9.45. I know that’s not fair but sometimes you’ve got to do this!
2.В BECOME CLEAN FREAKS AS THEY GROW OLDER
Bachelor: Room’s a mess, Don’t care!
Married: Darling, When did you last organise the wardrobe?
A room that could have easily be taken as a dumpster, once, needs to be spotless now!В All men go through that phase when they are sleeping in and eating from a pizza box. But as soon as they are married they expect their houses to be the cleanest house on the street. They will notice even a speck of dirt on the dishes. В Those resistant stains on the shirt that just won’t go away. Yep! That will bother him surely as they grow old.В Not only that but anything that is not in its place will bother him UNLESS. He, himself has kept it there. In that case he will come up with an excuse that will prove how he MEANT to keep it there.
LESSON: Don’t always make a big deal out of it when he messes up the room so when you do it he can’t really say anything. – Continue reading on next page
3. LIKE IT WHEN THEY MAKE OTHER WOMEN LAUGH
Men can take their looks and physique lightly but one thing that they really take seriously and love doing is making other women laugh.
Attention: OTHER women!
Yes, you are a territory that has been long won but other women are like unmarked territories.В Making them laugh is like a challenge a battle, to be won!В They feel no less than a super hero if they make a group of girls laugh and to be honest if your man makes other women laugh you do tend to get jealous because let’s just say it, who doesn’t want a man who can make you laugh!
LESSON: Laugh at his jokes even when they aren’t funny just so he can be proud of himself.
4. WANT THEIR ALONE TIME OF THE DAY
No matter how much they tell you that they want EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF THEIR LIVES to be spent with you, they still want some time of the day to themselves.В Sometime when they can do what they love to do the most; Wear their lousiest pyjamas, pop their favourite soda, watch their favourite game/ series or play Xbox.В If not that then beware he will take his time in the bathroom!В With women it’s simple, they will do what they love.В They will not hide it.В They would simply pull their partners in on it WITH THEM!
LESSON: Let them be by themselves for a little while during the day, do something by yourself instead. This will make them come after you because they have spent enough time without you already.В – Continue reading on next page
5. SECRETLY FANTASIZE THEY’LL BUMP INTO THEIR EX SOMEDAY
No man forgets their Ex completely.В Even if they say it out loud, trust me, they don’t forget them.
In fact they would, from time to time, imagine for their Ex’s current boyfriends to be less attractive than them.В Often when they fantasise about this they would also imagine that their exes would come running after them.В ButHey! WeВ can’t really blame men to think like that only. Women do that all the time as well!
LESSON: Do not lash at them if they accidentally blurt out their ex’s name, it’s harmless. Secondly if you end up doing it yourself, they can’t hold it against you!
6. TAKE IT PERSONALLY IF THEY CAN’T OPEN UP JARS OR LIFT SOMETHING
This I find utterly hilarious but take very seriously whenever I am with my partner.В Maybe it’s an ego thing, once I asked my Highschool boyfriend to open this bottle of ketchup for me. He giggled and said, let me take care of that’. Five minutes later when I had stopped laughing, I noticed the drops of sweat breaking out on his skin and that’s where I really felt the gravity of the whole situation.В I immediately asked the waiter to open it, to which my boyfriend did not agree, obviously. But eventually I made up a whole story about watching a documentary on the Discovery Channel about bottles and jars often getting Vacuum-locked.В That day told me a lot about men.В It really is a matter of ego if a man’s strength is challenged.
Lesson: If you want to make your man feel great talk about how muscular he is and how good he is at doing all that work that other men can’t do!
Ladies, talk it out!
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